February 2012
8 posts
“Rick Santorum is the new frontrunner for the Republican nomination, leading...”
– STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report
“America isn’t Nazi Germany. And the secret police aren’t coming for ya. Hell,...”
– JON STEWART, on an assertion by a member of the Southern Baptist Convention — and other Christian leaders — that the government is persecuting organized religion in the same way Nazis took over Germany, on The Daily Show. (via inothernews)
"You've confused a 'war on your religion' with...
— JON STEWART, The Daily Show.
Yep, conservatives.
“After a long day, you just want to go home and shove the closest edible thing...”
– “TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE AN ADULT” by Almie Rose
(via audsandends)
January 2012
14 posts
MURK AVENUE: I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY' →
murkavenue:
CLUE 1: “went to short dogs house, they was watching Yo MTV RAPS” Yo MTV RAPS first aired: Aug 6th 1988 CLUE 2: Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on: Feb 23 1993 CLUE 3: ”The Lakers beat the Super Sonics” Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release…
"You can call this 'class warfare' all you want. ...
— President BARACK OBAMA
“We don’t begrudge financial success in this country: we admire it. When...”
– President BARACK OBAMA (via inothernews)
“Each time I look at that flag, I’m reminded that our destiny is stitched...”
– President BARACK OBAMA (via inothernews)
“We do not accept that ours will ever be a nation of ‘haves’ and ‘have-nots’: we...”
– Republican governor MITCH “I really said that” DANIELS, in delivering the GOP response to the State of the Union Tuesday night.
Continuing the Republican theme of “I deny that this nation has poor people, impoverished people, and what other civilized societies might otherwise term ‘the...
“The late Steve Jobs — what a fitting name he had — created more of them than all...”
– MITCH DANIELS, being funny.
Not ha-ha funny, but rather “Steve Jobs is dead, and his widow was a guest of the President’s tonight, and oh by the way where are most of those Apple ‘jobs’? Oh yeah, they’re in China, where a device that costs $499 before upgrades and taxes is built by a worker prone...
“The better course is stop sending the wealthy benefits they do not need and stop...”
– GOP governor MITCH DANIELS, during the Republican response.
So… Republican calls for end to Republican-endorsed tax breaks for the wealthy, during the Republican response to the President’s state of the union in which he called for the same.
Good job, Republicans! Also: did one of you forget to...
“There as a study in which it comes out that thirty of the largest companies in...”
– Massachusetts Senate candidate ELIZABETH WARREN, on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
“Why is it that when Republicans and Democrats need to solve the budget and the...”
– Reddit Founder Alexis Ohanian on CNBC. (via wilwheaton)
“Because oh man, Hollywood gave us Pluto Nash and cancelled Arrested Development while in the process birthing the Kardashians,” said Congress. “Hollywood is magic and we need to protect it, DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND.”
(via inothernews)
December 2011
1 post
3 tags
Nyan Cat!
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November 2011
30 posts
Dunder Mifflin Paper
poploser:
Staples is going to start selling Dunder Mifflin brand paper through Quill.com. This would have been a really great idea eight or so years ago.
//Not Real Life. →
gamefreaksnz:
A photographers take on videogame screen shots.
Note: a reblog would not do the visuals justice so have a look at the Tumblr link above.
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Contra Sweater Puts All Other Knitting Projects to...
via gamepro.com this is pretty awesome. :D Posted via email from pearl’s posterous | Comment »
oh god no
clientsfromhell:
Client: “The layout is pretty spot on, but the hooky letters—”
Me: “The font, you mean?”
Client: “Yes, the font. It’s too snooty. It’s not any fun.”
Me: “I think it makes everything look quite professional.”
Client: “It’s too cold… What’s that sand one I like? With the sand letters.
Me: “I have no idea. I mean, I vaguely recall something called sand, but—”
Client: “Comic...
“Michael Jackson, among the most famous and beloved performers in pop music...”
– The New York Times, “Doctor Found Guilty in Michael Jackson’s Death.”
It’s unbelievable how many people around me are surprised by this verdict, seemingly forgetting that Conrad Murray was — and hopefully no longer can be — a medical doctor.
Do no harm, asshole.
(via inothernews)
